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DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION PART 1

My son plays cello in the orchestra in middle school, and he also takes private drum lessons. My middle daughter, who I forgot to tell you in my last piece, just turned sixteen, has played the violin for seven years. And my oldest daughter took piano lesson for a couple of years, and sang in the chorus at school for a year or two. Every time I take one of them to a lesson at a music school I find a...
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SIXTEEN CANDLES

Yesterday was my daughter Alley’s birthday. I’ve read a lot of sappy Facebook postings by mothers, on their kids’ birthdays, about how their lives changed when their little angels came into the world. I’m happy for them. My daughter screamed for seven months. It changed my life. When I turned sixteen, all I felt was inadequate, because there are so many songs about it. My lips...
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Tomorrow Can’t Come Fast Enough

My son just said that he thought it would be cool if there were two of me, which is one of the sweetest thing he ever said, but I have a feeling that if there were two of me, we’d fight. There would just be something about me that would piss me off. For one thing, I don’t think I’d like my attitude. It has been a long hard day, one of those you’d like to just go over with a...
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Chico, Antioch, Flagstaff, Portsmouth, Virginia Beach, Sellersville!

Chico, Antioch, Flagstaff, Portsmouth, Virginia Beach, Sellersville! All coming up!!! This fri: 3/26 Chico, CA –  CSUC   http://www.chicoperformances.com/ This sat: 3/27 Antioch, Ca http://www.elcampaniltheatre.com/events/paula_poundstone.htm...
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Even In A World With People Called Hutos And Tootsies, Neda Ulaby Is A Weird Name

This is my first time writing on my new website, and I’m very intimidated. It reminds me of when I first opened my brand new MARY POPPINS coloring book. Even as a child I knew that going out of the lines was inevitable for me. I’m in the Holiday Inn Express near JFK. I got here about an hour ago. Last night I told my little jokes in Keene, New Hampshire. This morning I took a five hour...
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