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Today’s Incident

No other cars anywhere near me. Just me and a pole in the Staples parking lot.
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I RELY ON THE LESSONS OF RUDOLPH THE REINDEER

It was only the second day back to school after Spring break, and I overslept. I was told that the postage to ship my cds would be one dollar and fifty-six cents, so I bought fifty, dollar stamps, and one hundred, twenty eight cent stamps. Later I found out from the post office that the postage would be one dollar and fifty-one cents. I proudly made sixty copies of my beautiful Spring themed ping-pong party...
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If Things Had Gone Differently

I was just talking to my high school math teacher on the phone. She lives in Massachusetts, where I was raised. She says Obama is in Framingham, That’s right beside my home town of Sudbury, and more importantly, it’s just a stone’s throw away from Natick, where I worked as a hostess at Bickford’s Pancake House. What I wouldn’t give to greet President Obama with a stack...
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CONSUMER SPENDING IS UP

Consumer spending was up 0.3% in February, and guess what, that was the month my daughter and I went backpacking in the mountains. I spent a ton of money on equipment. Honestly, .15% of the increase may have come from my trail mix investment alone. Hold your thanks. I embarrass easily. Spring break for my kids started officially today. Why do we have Spring break? Isn’t it so that the children...
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DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION PART 1

My son plays cello in the orchestra in middle school, and he also takes private drum lessons. My middle daughter, who I forgot to tell you in my last piece, just turned sixteen, has played the violin for seven years. And my oldest daughter took piano lesson for a couple of years, and sang in the chorus at school for a year or two. Every time I take one of them to a lesson at a music school I find a...
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