16 cats like Paula Poundstone
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Tweets From A Night’s Event...
I watched a few minutes of KCAL’s on-line coverage of downtown L.A. last night, and I began to Tweet, because it was more More »
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Occupied By Thoughts...
Lately now, I feel like Norma Rae, when she tells her husband, who complains about her busy schedule, that he can have sex More »
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9:44pm |
Hardy's drinking http://t.co/OAOhYL0q [#]
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8:25pm |
That's Right, A Cop Show http://t.co/EaMTzRk3 [#]
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8:06pm |
The 24 hour Poundstone Diner Cam is experiencing temporary technical difficulties http://t.co/OAOhYL0q [#]
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7:43pm |
A proud member of the endorphin production industry http://t.co/OAOhYL0q [#]
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7:35pm |
I think this is 2 years old, which makes it a more remarkable piece of history http://t.co/9hb7Jfzq [#]
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7:24pm |
Those who only follow me on foot will never see this http://t.co/HWevWLZ0 [#]
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6:33pm |
I've been getting my free breast cancer screening from the TSA. [#]
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6:30pm |
On Fri. March 9th I'll be at the Wilma Theater in Missoula, MT. Get it? Poundstone? Wilma? Tix at Rockin Rudy’s,
or 1-877-4FLY-TIX [#]
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5:57pm |
Fred thompson just told me that a "Reverse Mortgage" can help me live the life of my dreams. I've gotta buy a house. [#]
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5:53pm |
Eddie Murphy has been found alive and well. Audie Murphy, however, is no longer with us. [#]
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5:14pm |
Poor people are trying harder now to be in the middle class so that Romney will be concerned about them. Thank you, Mitt. [#]
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5:06pm |
You'd think Rick Santorum would be doing better in and around Sin City. [#]
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4:35pm |
Harry and David is up here. I may never go home. Their pears changed my life. [#]
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1:22pm |
I'm noticing that there aren't that many people at the gate for the flight to Grant's Pass, Oregon. [#]
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10:41am |
Romney's handlers are spending the day explaining to him when he can bring up the Trump endorsement. "Now?" "No." "Now?" [#]
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2:44pm |
http://t.co/VBMxtDwO We always have to raise money for H.S. orch. Beethoven's dad must have baked his ass off. [#]
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1:44pm |
If I play on the winning Super Bowl team this year, God really does deserve all of the credit, because I have not been working out. [#]
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1:41pm |
More show tix at auction site to benefit H. S. orchestra. Thanks again to couple in Portland! http://t.co/VBMxtDwO [#]
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1:32pm |
Facebook made Farmville possible? Why didn't that woman just go out with Mark Zuckerberg and save us a lot of trouble? I blame her. [#]
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| February 1st | ||
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5:34pm |
I just heard that golf playing was down 30%. Well, that must put unhealthy divot in the economy. A nation in crisis! Film at 11:00. [#]
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4:26pm |
I, as rogue comic, will be at The Rogue Theatre in Grants Pass, Oregon on Friday night
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3:32pm |
The Borrowers have made a drunken raid on my house. I can't even find my pulse. [#]
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3:13pm |
BBC article says "Hunt Begins For Mona Lisa Model." I'm no expert, but I'm gonna guess she's dead. [#]
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| January 31st | ||
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1:16pm |
On Sat. March 3 I'll be telling my little jokes at The Golden Nugget in Atlantic City , prospectively http://t.co/UHtbplGA [#]
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1:09pm |
According to NPR 60% of Florida Primary voters are retirees, so neither Gingrich nor Romney mentioned S.S. or Medi-care there. Courage. [#]
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9:57am |
Johnny Cash said, "Love is a burning thing," but it's the smoke that kills you. [#]
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| January 30th | ||
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4:16pm |
Pennsylvania school bans UGGs, because kids hide contraband in them. Kids sneak in bad ideas, but they don't ban brains, yet. [#]
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1:33pm |
I should get a SAG Award. Have you seen my jowls? [#]
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1:18pm |
http://t.co/OAOhYL0q On Fri. Feb. 24th I'm in Boston at The Wilbur, Mr. Ed. [#]
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1:06pm |
Ferris Bueller should not be used to sell cars. [#]
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12:55pm |
I'm busy working on my space ship. I've already spent the prize money. Thank you Newt. [#]
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| January 28th | ||
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12:03am |
I'm getting ready for the 2nd show in Portland. I'm no Justin Beiner, but I'm gonna do my best. [#]
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10:00pm |
It's not that I begrudge Justin Beiner the Entertainer of The Year award, bit I too have worked very hard this year. [#]
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6:05pm |
I'm still reading WATER by Steven Solomon. I'm slow. I'm reading it drop by drop. [#]
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| January 27th | ||
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11:03pm |
Suddenly, here in Fresno, I can't type. [#]
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11:02pm |
I'm backstage at the Tower TheTrr in Fresno. [#]
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4:21pm |
On Sat. Feb. 11th I'll be ropin', ridin' and tellin' ma laittle jokes in Durango, CO – KSUT Public Radio Fundraiser http://t.co/0gJ2iGHE [#]
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4:09pm |
It's a good thing Gingrich wants to colonize the moon. If he ever became president, most os us would go there. [#]
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4:08pm |
I'm at The Tower Theater in Fresno tonight. I being paid in raisins. http://t.co/0TcaZaYw [#]
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11:34am |
Forget about my lack of policy knowledge. A ball with a bell in it, and 16 cats would be fantastic in the Oval Office. [#]
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11:31am |
Newt didn't realize that when Mitt takes the gloves off, he's still wearing a mitt. [#]
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11:29am |
I have 4 litter boxes for 16 cats. I'm not ashamed of my success. Can I be president? [#]
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| January 26th | ||
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2:40am |
Newt Gingrich says that by the end of his 2nd term he'll have a Freddy Mac Historian office on the moon. [#]
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7:25pm |
I was too stupid to even dream the dream. [#]
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7:24pm |
We just drove by "The Grass Seed Capitol." I never even thought of where it came from, let alone dreamed that I would be near the Capitol. [#]
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10:16am |
My hair id doing something very creative, yet unattractive this morning. [#]
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10:16am |
You are all right about my math error on the quart/pint issue. Thank you. This certainly explains years of bad cookies. [#]
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| January 25th | ||
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12:42am |
I don't know any other way to say this. They've added a second show for me at The Aladdin Theater in Portland Saturday night. [#]
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11:54pm |
I just ate 3 peanut butter cups. One more, and I've eaten a peanut butter pint. [#]
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11:52pm |
I'm in Portland, Oregon. It's like living beneath a plant mister. [#]
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